Fortune telling for colleagues Happy New Year. How to have fun celebrating the New Year
Hello! I saw an idea for a gift for the New Year in a contact. I downloaded a file with 365 predictions, printed the truth on plain paper, cut it into strips, rolled it into rolls and tied it with multi-colored ribbons. I decorated the lid and jar with ribbon, tinsel, beads, and sequins. It was not possible to print the label from the original, so I made it close to the original myself and here is the result.
I apologize for the quality of the photos; I didn’t want the camera to work.
And this is a top view of the lid and the jar box
Here is a list of predictions that I have slightly adjusted by replacing some predictions:
Such a sun can only have everything
depends on you!
Are you moving towards a better life?
situations. This applies to both deeds and ideas.
There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but
delay may be beneficial
Think about your health
Big hugs await you
Ahead - a gentle kiss
You are lucky! So be more modest
Don't relax too much
Approach your boss with the left foot - and you will be greeted with
promotion.
Always smile! And no one will call you
a gloomy person. Keep quiet! And no one
will call you a bore.
Beware of the bald ones
A sharp turn awaits in life
Today is the best day for you! Like all
rest!
You are on the right track.
Having conquered one mountain, start storming
A surge of energy will help you cope with
large volume of unplanned work.
Accept what you cannot change and you will
you will feel better.
Nature, time and patience are the three great doctors.
It's time to act!
May the world be filled with peace and
goodwill.
Working with new partners will be very
profitable.
Work on diplomatic
abilities - they will be very useful for
implementation of ideas.
unexpected.
Romance will take you in a new direction.
From now on your kindness will lead you to
Today you will have a beautiful day.
Measure twice, cut once!
Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
Nightingales are not fed fables.
Focus on family and harmony with
the surrounding world.
A happy life is right in front of you.
Now it's time to try something
Patience! You're almost there.
He who knows is rich enough.
Do what your soul and body ask for
He who does not expect gratitude will never
will be disappointed.
Luck carries you through all difficult times.
Pay special attention to old friendships.
Physical activity will significantly improve
your views on life today.
Good time to finish old ones
beginnings.
Good news will come to you by mail.
Well done is better than well said.
Even though some people try to stop you, you
you will still achieve your goals.
A person is never too old to learn. New
knowledge will bring you success.
Whatever is done is for the better.
Do what you must, and come what may.
It's time to move. Your mood
will improve.
You have to consider the unexpected.
offer
Don't give up and get what you want
Someone needs your support
If you want to be successful, you must look
as if you have it.
Best the enemy of the good.
The funniest desire is to please everyone.
What we ask for is what we receive.
The only difference between the winner and the loser is
that it rises one time more than
Remember that every day is the first of the rest
parts of life.
In life there is the main thing and not the main thing, and we often
We waste our energy on trifles.
Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad either
how could it be!
The other side of the crisis is new opportunities.
When God closes a door, he opens a window
The road of a thousand miles begins with the first
Never be afraid to do what you don't know how to do.
Remember, the ark was built by an amateur.
Professionals built the Titanic!
It's better to regret what you did, not what you did
didn't.
He who stands still goes back.
Whatever is not done is for the better.
No one is defeated until he admits
yourself defeated.
Fighting is always justified if you know why
strive.
The main thing is not to forget the main thing. Otherwise you'll forget
the main thing, and this is the main thing!
Don't try to be a hero until they call you.
These people and these events in your life turned out to be
here because you brought them here yourself. That,
Never ask anyone for anything, especially those
whoever is stronger than you will come and give everything
Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are lucky
Evil is not what comes into a person's mouth, but what
what comes out of them.
Do what you can with what you have
where you are now.
will happen.
Today the tomorrow that I was talking about has just arrived.
you were worried yesterday.
There are no hopeless situations: even if you are eaten,
you at least have two options.
If you were born without wings, don't bother them
A dog has so many friends because he wags.
tail, not wagging tongue
You are unique, just like everyone else.
Love your enemies... this will definitely lead them to
rabies!
There are no hopeless situations. Usually the way out
there is where the entrance is.
It’s not enough to know your worth - you also have to use it
The wind of wanderings blows over you.
Be carefull!
Expect changes.
Don't miss important news.
Wait for your budget to be replenished.
Be careful on the road.
The stars are favorable to you.
Spend time on your home.
You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.
Live an ordinary life in an extraordinary way.
Don't look for external enemies: to understand that
hinders your development, look inside
Be attentive to the clues of fate.
If the well is clogged, now is the time to
clear.
Winning comes from what you have to
breake down.
It's time to finish the old and start new.
If you don't want serious shocks,
analyze your attitude towards your own
personality.
Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
Don't expect too much and don't think too much
the final result.
Explore your shadow sides; understand that
attracts misfortunes into your life.
Finish what you started.
Be patient and if the decision is yours
That's right, the Universe will support him.
Don't get emotional.
Take a closer look at your health.
Enjoy your luck and share it with
the people around you.
Don't expect quick results.
Important news will come very soon.
Be persistent in the battle with your own
selfishness.
Your energy is leaking due to thoughtless or
untimely action.
Go with the flow of life without judgment and
trying to understand her.
Don't overestimate your strength: it can
lead to overvoltage.
Events are completely out of your control.
Think and don't rush into action.
The time has come to act, even if from you
requires jumping into the void.
Don't try to stubbornly express your will
a life that has been a secret until now
Be alert and avoid trouble.
If you show initiative, success will not
will make you wait.
Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all expectations
expectations.
The problem is not where you think it is.
Someone is trying to interfere or harm
It’s God’s will for everything: influencing the situation is not
Your power!
The answer to your question is related to some
a man perhaps well known to you.
Something new will come into your life that
will significantly affect your personality.
Take a close look at your
environment: someone can take you to the very
decisive moment.
You hope not in vain!
The result of your actions may be
unexpected.
Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.
You will finally be able to unlock the rusty
What you strive for is not worth yours
The main characteristic of the current situation
Ignorance.
The offer that will be made to you will not
Forward and only forward: the matter you are talking about
you think - right!
You can't cope with your problems alone
problems.
From the sowing of grain to the harvest there must be
Wait a little, and the next day
will bring you unexpected long-awaited
You aimed for a long time, but you missed. Your
the shot hit the wrong animal. However, it's yours
prey, just try your best
appreciate it.
Bad weather is raging all around. But in your house it is very
cozy and warm.
So as not to feel very lonely,
help others reach the top too.
Your best chance is coming soon.
The more you hunt for the big ones
Stop thinking about wealth often, and it will
will certainly come to you on its own
Show less pride and be
careful in actions.
The “grain” you sown a year ago will sprout when
waning moon. The harvest is highly anticipated
rich, most importantly, make sure that no one
trampled.
People have repeatedly tried unsuccessfully to ignite
fire. You and the long-awaited fire have come
flared up instantly - here it is, the hour has come
your triumph.
You have cared for the tree long and hard, and
finally, it bore a lot of fruit. Its branches
bend under their unbearable weight -
It's time to reap the well-deserved harvest.
The one who in the coming days will make you
nice gift first, knows about you almost
All. It is he who will lead you along the long, difficult
path, but you can only reach its end
You have become an obstacle to someone's dreams.
Step aside, carefully
consider your dream - it is near you.
Anyone who doesn't expect gratitude will never
will be disappointed
Soon you will get rid of your bad habit and
you will buy two new ones.
Soon you will find yourself in a magical cave with
treasures. Be smart, don't take it
everything - take exactly as much as you can
carry away. But by all means give half
You are lost in a deep, dark forest.
Look around you - a man who,
will certainly help you get out, is located
very close to you at your distance
outstretched arm.
Open up and let the light into that part of you
a life that was still a mystery.
Whatever you give from your heart to others will come back to you.
doubly for you.
The dawn is coming, for which many await
of people. But only you can catch the first one
joyful ray of sunshine. Lucky - you
You will live to be 100 years old!
You are sitting on the seashore, but for some reason you don’t
You can take a deep, full breath.
Take courage: and then luck will come to you
to you from magical lands.
Your other half thinks you're great
With great love you will be turned to the stormy
Something exciting awaits you
If you are carried away by feelings, you will not feel
his age
You and your soulmate will meet
Your soul mate will help you in everything
household chores
Your soulmate will show you their feelings
A romantic trip awaits you
first class
A special morning awaits you
You will be immensely happy
Something special awaits you
You will feel the scent of love
You will live without looking back
Your significant other will not judge you harshly for
Your misdeeds
You are the perfect couple
Lady and gentleman - your roles this year
Many magical moments of solitude await you
A romantic dinner awaits you
Something cute and mischievous awaits you...
Emotions will overwhelm you
An unusual trip awaits you
Trust your intuition, the more you
think, the less you will understand
You will see your soulmate in everything
Something exciting awaits you both
A romantic walk awaits you
You will understand who the love of your life is
Something tempting awaits you
A home surprise awaits you
You will be in each other's heart
You should change your outlook on life
A responsible conversation awaits you
Someone is very concerned about your feelings and
Your soulmate will invest everything in you
You will see everything with every glance
Many things will become obvious to you
You will get answers to your questions
You will be warmed by the warmth of your loved one
You are at the beginning of something new
Together you will open a new chapter
You will receive a good sign
Your loved one's world will revolve around
You can easily overcome complications in relationships
You will be inundated with gifts
Don't be afraid to imagine what yours will be like
living together
A joint sports holiday awaits you
Your life won't be boring
Everything in your life will be shared by two
Someone will sacrifice their dream for yours
You will have more fun with your significant other than with
by anyone else
A hurricane of emotions awaits you
Someone will take very tender care of you
Declarations of love await you
Take photos together
Home will be the most comfortable place
Your soul mate will be your best support and
support
You will be the steering wheel in the relationship.
You don't have to pick up the pieces of your heart
You will be the perfect couple
Love will warm you from the inside
Emotions and feelings are the best cure for despondency
Love, love, love - that's what should be important to you now
For your other half - you are something special
You will have someone to fool around with
Write a wish list
Your romantic dreams will come true
Catch a thousand kisses
amazing reward awaits
Someone is looking for a way to your heart
A chance meeting awaits you
You have to make the largest bet in
of your life
You will shine brighter than the stars
You are in for a luxurious holiday
Catch air kisses...
Expect an unusual declaration of love
Take a closer look at your
surroundings
Thoughts about love will help you move mountains
Someone is looking forward to meeting you
Crazy fun awaits you
Don't exaggerate other people's mistakes
You will choose with your heart, not your mind.
Wait for a romantic phone call
You'll miss someone
Look at life from a different perspective
The worst is over
Some problems remain, and we need to solve them
better not alone
Concentrate all your efforts on implementing the main goal
Don't rush things - it will cause harm
Events are developing rapidly. Trust
their flow
Don't change your course.
In love you are currently subject to
a lot of things.
Don't be afraid of obstacles, they will make a difference
even sweeter.
Less complaints!
Avoid quarrels.
Don't deviate from your principles.
You are full of strength and can move mountains in love.
You will receive important advice from others
Don't chase profit.
Do not limit your freedom, otherwise in personal
life will be in chaos.
We need to make concessions. Forget old grievances
The time has come for updates.
There’s still a lull in your life, but it’s ahead
a rise is expected.
Communication is more necessary than ever.
You are at your cherished goal or very close to it.
Decide on your desires
A joyful event awaits you, but you need
be as friendly as possible.
Only well-thought-out plans will come true.
Appreciate what you already have.
The fulfillment of your cherished desire is already close.
Try not to take hasty
decisions - clarity will come soon.
It doesn't hurt to seek advice from a wise man
and an experienced person.
You're on your way to the top of your relationship.
Show courage and determination.
Make your plans boldly!
Your slogan is patience and no haste.
Soon there will be a person who will help you.
If you follow the chosen direction,
the result will exceed all expectations.
A very good time to realize your
Take your desires more seriously
halves!
Think more realistically.
Appreciate what may disappear
Give half of yourself to the person you love
Help your other half with work matters
You are made for each other
You will feel hot from feelings and emotions
Don't let stress dampen your passion
Always be on the side of your loved one
Forget about the past and new doors will open
Don't let your relationship stagnate
Defeat yourself first, and then your enemies. How
Can one control others without self-control?
Human decoration - wisdom, decoration
wisdom - tranquility, decoration of tranquility
Courage, the adornment of courage is gentleness.
The teachers open the door. You enter yourself.
You can lead a camel to water, but you can't
make him drink.
Lush foliage of those trees with roots
deep.
He who treads softly will go far
your way.
"It's better to light a small candle than a lifetime
curse the darkness"
"To learn to run, you must first
learn to walk."
The wise man walks without leaving traces
Tall towers are measured in length
the shadow they cast, but great people -
number of envious people.
Today they confess their love to you.
Stands in a boat going against the current,
stop, as she will immediately be carried back.
A close neighbor is better than a distant relative
Don't do to others what you don't want them to do.
Direct words are unpleasant to hear, but they
promote right actions; good
the medicine tastes bitter, but it helps
There are minor conversations to be had.
In the end - happiness.
Don't take medications. There will be joy.
Stick to who you follow.
Don't take your loss or
acquisition
Possessing the truth will lead you to the right path
You will rise to the royal court
You will make your home abundant.
You're on the right track! Do not stop!
You hope not in vain!
Your goal is achievable!
Success will come if you don't listen to anyone else
Do not act in accordance with the old ones
right for yourself.
Be patient and if your decision is correct,
The universe will support him.
Focus on the present.
Trust what happens to you.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a charming
little face.
Tomorrow you will brush your teeth.
Everything will be fine!
You will do something useful!
If you don't believe in yourself, you won't start anything. A
if you don't start anything, then nothing
will happen.
Remember, there is always tomorrow.
Pay attention to the beauty around you
You are unique - remember that!
Don't miss important news.
Wait for the budget to be replenished.
The stars are favorable to you.
Spend time on your home.
You are waiting for a meeting with an important person.
Think not only about yourself, but also about others.
Cast aside your doubts.
Don't stray from your chosen path.
There may be surprises.
Think about your decision again.
Only if you are collected and focused,
You will succeed in everything both in business and at home.
To survive, stock up on strong threads
relationships.
This day promises you brilliant prospects.
Don't even try to calculate plans for
the coming week! She will still be there
unpredictable.
Auntie will smile at you with a white-toothed smile
Today you will receive a worthy reward for
your courage.
Everything will work out very well at work and at home.
successfully. Both colleagues and family will be able to
appreciate your extraordinary
capabilities.
Today is the best day for you! Like all
rest!
At work, everything works out in your favor.
After the rain the sun shines brighter
Encourage your little weaknesses - allow yourself
have fun!
Today you will be as inimitable as ever! And outright defeat the opposite
Try to please your significant other more often
cute gifts and pleasant
surprises!
Beautiful ones will open before you
opportunities to climb the career ladder.
The main thing is to be decisive! Otherwise you'll miss it
lucky chance.
If you pay more attention to the second
soul mate, your relationship will be simple
fabulous!
Do not relax! Lucky case
will turn up, if only you are not lazy.
Work to your full potential, and then there will be something waiting for you
well-deserved reward.
The day is conducive to work, but not excessive
activity.
What was not possible before can suddenly
get moving.
Creative energy combined with
a pragmatic approach can give
results that will make you feel
internal satisfaction and positive
We will look at what comic predictions to prepare for yourself and your guests for the New Year 2018 in this material. Such a bag of good mood and excellent New Year's predictions will be a wonderful addition to a festive evening. Of course, when preparing a competition, you should write only good things and wish the person sincerely and with all your heart good achievements.
New Year's predictions on pieces of paper are humorous and positive
The Year of the Dog will be dazzling for you. This means that only bright events await ahead, and the diversity of colors will make you want to close your eyes. You enjoy these exciting events and look around so as not to miss the dizzying opportunities. If everything that is happening is too bright for you, then buy some good sunglasses, wear them and continue to look forward to your bright and colorful bright future.
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This year will be amazing and prosperous for you. It seemed that the reasons for excitement would transfer from the leap year to the New Year, but in fact, life will give a new round and all the bad things will definitely remain in the past. A new interesting project awaits you at work, which will help you earn enough for your vacation and for your bright future.
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The Year of the Dog will bring good financial stability for you specifically. Cash flows will be as if everything is converging on you. Moreover, you won’t be saving money in a stocking, but will be able to invest it profitably in the future. Perhaps in the new year you will finally be able to buy a new car, furnish an apartment, or even get a new home.
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Another cool option for predictions is that you can wish for a person of the year filled with passion. For many years now you have been dreaming of butterflies fluttering inside. This is how it will be in the new year and warmth will spread throughout the body just from the slightest touch of a loved one. Passion, good and creative, will completely consume you in the new year.
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In the new year, excellent results await you in all matters. Perhaps you put a lot of effort into something in the past, but did not receive a return. In the new year, all these seeds already planted in the ground will definitely germinate. In a metaphorical sense, of course. I recommend keeping a notebook so you can write down and remember all the good things that happen to you.
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As for you, next year will be filled with surprises, but only pleasant surprises, so don't worry. Life will go to its fullest and at the moment when you are especially tired, the most striking result will be visible, which you can be proud of and which will make you stop to enjoy the moment of victory.
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The coming year will bring you a lot of romance. You will open your heart to love and will no longer be afraid or embarrassed to just be a happy person. In response to this, life will give you a flow of tenderness and passion, romantic dates and unforgettable surprises.
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The New Year will be sweet for you in the sense that you will live in chocolate, but at the same time you will not gain excess weight. We wish you to bask in new happiness, not look around, but simply focus on your success and luck, enjoying every bright moment that the universe will give. Here's where you can do it on New Year's Eve.
These are excellent comic predictions for the New Year 2018, which will set you in a positive mood and give the holiday a great mood. If you strongly believe in what you want, then sooner or later it will definitely come true. Help your loved ones believe in themselves and be confident that everything will definitely be fine in the new year.
There are a lot of ways to diversify the New Year's holiday. You can entertain yourself not only by watching “Blue Light” or even participating in it, but also in other ways. One of the little-used but potentially fun methods is predictions. Moreover, they can be different, even prophecies in the form of careless impromptu are relevant, although it is better to know in advance the comic predictions for the New Year 2019 in order to become the original “highlight” of the holiday program.
Classification of humorous prophecies and types of funny fortune telling
In fact, you can combine all the predictions into one common pile, but then it is impossible to even approximately guess the option, especially when it comes to the topic of the prophecy. It’s unlikely that you can continue to joke about finances if someone pulls out something about love. You can connect money and relationships in a funny way, but it will be difficult to return to the previous topic.
In total, there are several most pressing topics:
- Love relationships and family.
- Well-being, relaxation and health.
- Financial sphere and working relations.
No one forbids mixing all types when engaging in general playful divination. It’s just that certain types of “fortune telling” can still be played out somehow. These could be balloons with a fortune inside, a special fortune-telling box, a magic hat or a prophetic vase. Any of these types can be played at the desired angle by making comic predictions for the New Year 2019 in a style suitable for each specific party.
There is also a special type of predictions. These are “fortune-telling” cookies, so popular in European countries. It has also caught on here, and both children and adults like this type of entertainment. This type of prediction should be identified as a separate type. But it’s not possible to put a long prediction in cookies, so they contain only short and not always rhyming phrases. Moreover, for cookies you can also use short versions of prophecies, selected on different topics, because baking for such fortune-telling is most often general, and not by type.
About love and friends, family and children
Fortune telling on this topic concerns not only families with children or just couples in love. They are suitable for single people, and also affect relationships with friends, although each person is free to choose the text for predictions in this group at his own discretion.
Prophecies in short verses
Your vulgar desire is not worthy of prediction!
Your love will not grunt, but only meow tenderly!
Your affectionate children will be better than all the miracles in the world!
The year will pass especially brightly, the novels will make you hot!
There will be a couple of bad times, but a friend’s help will help!
Don't invite your friends to drink! The girls still have to give birth!
If you are a father or mother, there will be grace for the children!
In the Year of the Pig, you will safely plunge into a sea of affection!
Your love languor will become lucky!
Even if you live with your spouse, don’t forget your single friend!
Playful predictions in prose
You don’t have to be Vanga to predict a fun holiday with your friends!
Stop drinking and whining! There will be love for you, there will be!
This year of the Pig you won't have to live with the Pig!
It's hard to predict the presence of good friends in the Year of the Pig!
It’s clear children, it’s clear that there is a family! We'll have to spend more time on ourselves this year!
If you want to avoid problems with your friends, don't act like a pig! Even like a guinea pig!
Great gatherings with friends and family await you. And if the circle is small, then you will feel good and pleasant sitting in it!
Someone will find a new love, and someone will be delighted with the old one!
He hits - it means he loves, the dear ones scold - they just amuse themselves. Such high love in the bathhouse. In the Year of the Good Pig, relationships will be bright and tender!
This spring you should not miss a good chance - as a true family animal, the Pig will give those in a couple the opportunity to find harmony in relationships, as well as find love for single people.
About work, career and finances
In “fortune telling” of this type, we can talk not only about hired work and money. Here you can “predict the future” in relation to your own business or the economic situation in general, as well as about lottery winnings, inheritance or about colleagues, superiors and subordinates.
Rhyming prophecies
Good luck will come in February - the dacha remains unrobbed!
No problem, guys, everyone will increase our salaries!
Don't quit your job, friend, there are a lot of unemployed people around!
One foot, one foot two, my head started spinning! But not everyone will have this; success awaits you in your career!
If you don't need a million from a pig, make some broth!
You work until you sweat and then your work will bring you money!
Can you give me your business? So don't yawn! Calculate everything and dare, strengthen and develop.
Yes, the Pig is not greedy at all, she just doesn’t like laziness! That's how you work, that's how the money will come.
Don’t turn your nose up too much - career growth awaits you!
All your colleagues will be like family to you! They will support you, help you, and clear the way for you to get to the boss!
Playful predictions in prose
Just don’t say that you don’t need them! Of course you will have them, you will! No matter how hard you try, the money will come.
By mastering the skills of the Chinese dummy, you can pump up your neck, but your wallet won’t swell. Learn to be first everywhere, and there will be more money.
Did you plant a tree? Built a house? In general, as you drown, so will you burst!
The pig is soft and round, so it can help get around all the sharp corners at work, it is only important to notice them in time.
Don’t believe bad horoscopes - if you want it, there will be money, a career, and recognition!
In the Year of the Pig, people can approach work in the most piggish way. Remember this and keep your finger on the pulse, then you will win.
Remember that a high position requires dedication to work. So you have to decide - you need to be a cool dude or you just want more money!
The wolf's legs feed him, and if he is still actively working in January, then he looks good compared to everyone else, which gives reason for a bonus!
Business trips, business trips, conferences and all that are necessary and sometimes useful. Just don’t forget to sometimes take a break from righteous labors!
Although now is not the year of the Horse, it is better to plow like a horse for big income. Then the Pig will not screw you over!
About health, relaxation and well-being
This type of prophecy is aimed not only at general health and weekend get-togethers. We are talking about positive procedures, and about the mood, and about a long vacation with family or alone. Also, humorous prophecies can recommend something really good for health, so you should not be offended by them, but use them as a guide to action.
Prophecies in verse
If you haven't drunk vodka, you'll be fresh and full of energy!
To get a great figure you will have to remember physical education!
You need to rest more and not drink too much!
To preserve greater strength, eat nettles instead of lard!
To feel great, go to bed with a clear head!
If you don’t drink on New Year’s Day, you can save your health!
Stop eating, drink well! Why don’t you take care of your health?
20 kilometers will help you lose a couple of centimeters!
To live without headaches, don’t drink a lot of alcohol!
To live your life smoothly, do exercises in the morning.
Forecasts for the future in prose
Even if you don’t get too drunk in the Year of the Pig, the beginning of January will reward you with good health.
Sometimes you just need to lie in the barn to eat your sides. And in order not to eat them, you need to move more.
In the Year of the Pig, boar health awaits you!
Why think about the future, you need to feel it with your strong body. Don’t overload your brain, let it rest.
You shouldn’t believe that fat people are kind - such a body cannot have a healthy spirit!
Healthy lifestyle and all that, well, don’t be a bore! Drink already!
Good health is given to withstand alcohol and food excesses.
On a festive night, you also need to follow the drinking regime. You need to drink, although on New Year's Day we are not talking about water.
Remember! A cold shower is useful not only in early January, but throughout the year!
Health needs to be protected from a young age, so you need to drink vodka to preserve your body in alcohol for long-term storage!
Fortune Cookies
The procedure for making such cookies is simple - take classic shortbread dough as a basis, add flour to it until it becomes dense and let it rest for an hour. After this, they roll out thinly, cut out circles like dumplings and put a leaf with text in each of them. Next, carefully fold the circle, trying to seal the edges loosely, and then bake it in the oven. The text of the predictions itself can be anything, although ideally short.
Forecasts for the future in verse
Stop eating everything - sweets are poison for you!
According to forecasts, on New Year's Day everyone will put salads in their mouths!
Don't eat me when you're wondering - then you won't gain weight!
Pig is happy for you, maybe you will find a treasure!
At work, so that you behave like a boss, and not an ass!
In this swine season, obedience will attack your children!
Get it till you drop, you need to work!
At work - grace, it will be quiet and even smooth!
Don't forget about love - pour more for your neighbor.
Protect your belly, don’t go heavy on the salad!
Cookie Phrases in Prose
The Pig Meteorological Center promises cloudless romantic relationships throughout the year!
Do you want to live more fun? Just smile!
The main thing is to believe that everything will be fine. Then this is exactly what will happen.
Fight a bad mood - life will definitely become easier!
In the Year of the Pig, there will be love for everyone and all that, and you will also get a lot of money!
Many people hope for love and happiness. So now is the time - everything will be!
It is difficult to promise rapid career growth, although promotion will not cost you like a pig!
To remember January, drink more tea and juice on New Year's Eve. Avoid water, vodka may be mixed into it!
Even if you are an athlete, I predict a missed workout on the first of January!
Various forms of comic predictions for the New Year 2019 are not some kind of fresh idea. The tradition has been known for a long time, although it is not so widespread, but still it has lost its relevance. This happens because such humorous prophecies lift the spirits and add a touch of excitement to the holiday. You just need to choose the form of forecasts for the future in advance in order to enjoy the most original and interesting predictions on New Year’s Eve.
Many people believe in horoscope predictions, signs, omens, and superstitions. The practice of predictions is several thousand years old. The prophecies of the Delphic oracle, to which even kings turned, were worth a lot. Sorcerers and soothsayers knew how to “read” people’s destinies from the palm of their hand, dreams, natural phenomena, events and omens. Today, for the most part, predictions for the future are perceived as humorous, but they also make you think and change behavior and perception.
In the east there is still a tradition of serving fortune cookies. Supposedly, a person can pull out his fate. Comic predictions that are short and funny can be great entertainment for a fun company. The person who has prepared such “instructions” for the future for friends has the goal of amusing, delighting the guests, and giving a charge of positive emotions.
Comic predictions can be in poetry or prose, have a direct meaning or carry an allegory. Of course, you shouldn’t take what you predicted seriously, these are still cool, comic predictions. What can you wish for the future and how can you design it in an interesting way? We offer several original examples.
Comic predictions for the future in verse
From payday to payday, life gets better!
Stop moping and being upset,
You need to smile more often.
Who goes into the world with a smile,
He is lucky in all matters.
If you wait another six months, you will find happiness in life!
There are only a couple of moments left until summer, and there, as expected, is a lot of fun!
Don't rush tomorrow, but don't relax either,
Get ready to work, but don't overwork yourself.
Save up your energy until the evening
May the party be fun.
Look around, you see people smiling.
These are true friends that people rely on!
Go to the store with your husband - he received his salary!
Keep your nose in the wind and your tail like a gun.
Let the solution to the question “the glass is half empty or half full” be the only difficulty in your life!
From next week, every day will seem like Friday for you.
Don’t have a hundred rubles, but have a hundred friends with a hundred rubles.
Learning is light, don't forget to take a flashlight.
Smile - it annoys everyone!
Tomorrow there will be a holiday on your street, don’t miss the moment!
If life throws a spanner in the works, it's time to take a walk.
Dreaming of a vacation? Dreams Come True!
Finally, you will receive a minister's salary. The main thing is that the minister is not against it.
- The classic version is shell cookies. Knead the most common lean dough (it will bake faster). Roll out the cake, cut into equal circles. Place the prepared predictions on small pieces of paper in the center of each dough circle. Now make the “dumplings” by folding them in the shape of a shell. Place the cookie dough in the oven for a few minutes to bake the dough.
- Place your wishes on long narrow strips of paper. Roll each one into a roll. Attach a candy to one end. Place it all in a candy bowl and mix.
- The wishes themselves can be wrapped in the same sweets under the label.
- Roll rectangular pieces of colored paper (10x10 cm) with wishes into a tube. Tie each bundle with a colored ribbon. To present your wishes beautifully, find a beautiful vase.
- Decorate 6x8 cm cardboard cards beautifully, write what you want in the center of each. Cover the surface with a thin layer of clear nail polish (to add gloss). Once the varnish has dried, paint over the area with the text with white stationery corrector. To read the wish, you need to erase the white layer with a coin. Instead of corrector, you can use PVA glue and add a little paint to the solution.
- You can prepare miniature fabric bags and place notes with wishes in them. As well as decorated matchboxes, chocolate egg toy cases, plastic spinning balls, decorative perfume sample bottles with a stopper. In general, there is no limit to your design fantasies.
It is customary to say that how you celebrate the New Year is how you will spend it. Therefore, in order not to sit in melancholy all year later, you need to try to make sure that on New Year’s Eve everyone has fun and everyone is in a good mood! Toasts, wishes and gifts are something that everyone has long been accustomed to. So that neither you nor your guests get bored with traditional holiday rituals, you should diversify the main winter holiday with comic New Year's predictions.
Such predictions will intrigue you and keep you from getting bored, and most importantly, such entertainment does not require much preparation and requires a minimum of funds. In addition, cool predictions for guests for the New Year 2017 will appeal to everyone, no matter how old the person is, six or sixty.
How to make predictions for the New Year 2017
In order for all the guests to like the predictions, you need to think in advance about the form in which you will present them. There are many options here: it all depends on your imagination. Try decorating them on small New Year's cards with printed or handwritten text pasted into them. You can make your predictions short, funny in verse and bake them in cookies, put them in regular balloons, or make your own candy wrappers with predictions and wrap candy in them.
It’s even more interesting if New Year’s predictions are numbered on pieces of paper, and the numbers are glued to the bottom of glasses of drinks and distributed to all guests. When guests have a drink, they can simply call out their number, and you will tell them from the list what awaits them in 2017. Comic predictions can be written on pieces of paper for each of the zodiac signs. In this case, it’s enough to figure out what the year of the Rooster has in store for each sign, and it doesn’t matter how many guests come to you - prophecies will be prepared for everyone.
For another exciting entertainment, you should buy small trinkets (keychains, badges, small souvenirs) in advance, wrap them in paper and put them in a hat. Guests will take turns pulling packages out of the hat, and what will be inside will symbolize what awaits the person in the coming year. For example, if a person pulled out a badge with the name of a country on it, it means that a journey awaits him, and a heart keychain indicates new feelings or relationships.
In order not to get bored sitting at the table during the holiday, you can adopt the old method of fortune telling on bottles. To do this, you need to put papers with predictions in several empty bottles and arrange them in a circle. One of the guests is blindfolded and placed in the center, after which he selects one bottle by touch, and the contents will become his prophecy for the coming year.
To make fortune telling even more memorable, you can dress up as a gypsy. This will create the appropriate atmosphere and lift the spirits of those present at the holiday. To create the image of a gypsy, every woman will have the necessary things in her home. For this you will need a colorful fluffy skirt, a bright scarf and jewelry - beads, bracelets, rings. When such a gypsy reads the prophecies, the mood of all the guests will rise, and if these predictions are in verse and funny, then this will add zest to the holiday.
Examples of poetic predictions for the New Year 2017
Predictions written on pieces of paper in verse should not be long. This is especially convenient if you are going to bake them in cookies. The poem won’t take up much space and you don’t have to worry about how to put it in the baked goods. Here are some examples:
1. “From now on, you will continue to look younger and prettier”;
2. “A trip to the sea awaits you soon”;
3. “On the personal front, everything will be fine”;
4. “A sea of wild fun awaits you at the end of the week”;
5. “The coming New Year will not bring you any trouble”;
6. “Predictions don’t lie – travel awaits you”;
7. “The problems are minutes, but the money will come”;
8. “You will be so lucky in amorous affairs that ah”;
9. “Bad weather is not a hindrance, only the path to success awaits you”;
10. “Look at everything cheerfully and take care of your health”;
11. “A budget replenishment awaits you at the beginning of summer”;
12. “Soon you will be very lucky and the money will drop”;
13. “Unexpected love will make everything inside shine”;
14. “Expect only the best news from your true friends.”
