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Eduard Uspensky

Funny stories for children

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About the boy Yasha

How the boy Yasha climbed everywhere

The boy Yasha always loved to climb everywhere and get into everything. As soon as they brought any suitcase or box, Yasha immediately found himself in it.

And he climbed into all sorts of bags. And into the closets. And under the tables.

Mom often said:

“I’m afraid that if I go to the post office with him, he’ll get into some empty parcel and they’ll send him to Kzyl-Orda.”

He got a lot of trouble for this.

And then Yasha new fashion took it and began to fall from everywhere. When the house heard:

- Uh! – everyone understood that Yasha had fallen from somewhere. And the louder the “uh” was, the greater the altitude from which Yasha flew. For example, mom hears:

- Uh! - that means it’s okay. It was Yasha who simply fell off his stool.

If you hear:

- Uh-uh! - this means the matter is very serious. It was Yasha who fell off the table. We need to go and inspect his lumps. And when visiting, Yasha climbed everywhere, and even tried to climb onto the shelves in the store.

One day dad said:

“Yasha, if you climb anywhere else, I don’t know what I’ll do to you.” I'll tie you to the vacuum cleaner with ropes. And you will walk everywhere with a vacuum cleaner. And you will go to the store with your mother with a vacuum cleaner, and in the yard you will play in the sand tied to the vacuum cleaner.

Yasha was so scared that after these words he didn’t climb anywhere for half a day.

And then he finally climbed onto dad’s table and fell down along with the phone. Dad took it and actually tied it to the vacuum cleaner.

Yasha walks around the house, and the vacuum cleaner follows him like a dog. And he goes to the store with his mother with a vacuum cleaner, and plays in the yard. Very inconvenient. You can't climb a fence or ride a bike.

But Yasha learned to turn on the vacuum cleaner. Now, instead of “uh”, “uh-uh” began to be heard constantly.

As soon as mom sits down to knit socks for Yasha, suddenly all over the house - “oo-oo-oo”. Mom is jumping up and down.

We decided to come to an amicable agreement. Yasha was untied from the vacuum cleaner. And he promised not to climb anywhere else. Dad said:

– This time, Yasha, I will be stricter. I'll tie you to a stool. And I’ll nail the stool to the floor. And you will live with a stool, like a dog with a kennel.

Yasha was very afraid of such punishment.

But then a very wonderful opportunity turned up - we bought a new wardrobe.

First, Yasha climbed into the closet. He sat in the closet for a long time, banging his forehead against the walls. This - interesting thing. Then I got bored and went out.

He decided to climb onto the closet.

Yasha moved the dining table to the closet and climbed onto it. But I didn’t reach the top of the closet.

Then he placed a light chair on the table. He climbed onto the table, then onto the chair, then onto the back of the chair and began to climb onto the closet. I'm already halfway across.

And then the chair slipped out from under his feet and fell to the floor. And Yasha remained half on the closet, half in the air.

Somehow he climbed onto the closet and fell silent. Try telling your mom:

- Oh, mom, I’m sitting on the closet!

Mom will immediately transfer him to a stool. And he will live like a dog all his life near the stool.

Here he sits and is silent. Five minutes, ten minutes, five more minutes. In general, almost a whole month. And Yasha slowly began to cry.

And mom hears: Yasha can’t hear something.

And if you can’t hear Yasha, it means Yasha is doing something wrong. Or he chews matches, or he climbed up to his knees into the aquarium, or he draws Cheburashka on his father’s papers.

Mom started looking in different places. And in the closet, and in the nursery, and in dad’s office. And there is order everywhere: dad works, the clock is ticking. And if there is order everywhere, it means that something difficult must have happened to Yasha. Something extraordinary.

Mom screams:

- Yasha, where are you?

But Yasha is silent.

- Yasha, where are you?

But Yasha is silent.

Then mom started thinking. He sees a chair lying on the floor. He sees that the table is not in place. He sees Yasha sitting on the closet.

Mom asks:

- Well, Yasha, are you going to sit on the closet all your life now, or are we going to climb down?

Yasha doesn't want to go down. He is afraid that he will be tied to a stool.

He says:

- I won’t get down.

Mom says:

- Okay, let's live on the closet. Now I'll bring you lunch.

She brought Yasha soup in a plate, a spoon and bread, and a small table and a stool.

Yasha was having lunch on the closet.

Then his mother brought him a potty on the closet. Yasha was sitting on the potty.

And in order to wipe his butt, mom had to stand on the table herself.

At this time, two boys came to visit Yasha.

Mom asks:

- Well, should you serve Kolya and Vitya for the cupboard?

Yasha says:

- Serve.

And then dad couldn’t stand it from his office:

“Now I’ll come and visit him at his closet.” Not just one, but with a strap. Remove it from the cabinet immediately.

They took Yasha out of the closet, and he said:

“Mom, the reason I didn’t get off is because I’m afraid of the stool.” Dad promised to tie me to the stool.

“Oh, Yasha,” says mom, “you’re still little.” You don't understand jokes. Go play with the guys.

But Yasha understood jokes.

But he also understood that dad didn’t like to joke.

He can easily tie Yasha to a stool. And Yasha didn’t climb anywhere else.

How the boy Yasha ate poorly

Yasha was good to everyone, but he ate poorly. All the time with concerts. Either mom sings to him, then dad shows him tricks. And he gets along well:

- Don't want.

Mom says:

- Yasha, eat your porridge.

- Don't want.

Dad says:

- Yasha, drink juice!

- Don't want.

Mom and Dad are tired of trying to persuade him every time. And then my mother read in one scientist pedagogical book that children do not need to be persuaded to eat. You need to put a plate of porridge in front of them and wait until they get hungry and eat everything.

They set and placed plates in front of Yasha, but he didn’t eat or eat anything. He doesn’t eat cutlets, soup, or porridge. He became thin and dead, like a straw.

- Yasha, eat your porridge!

- Don't want.

- Yasha, eat your soup!

- Don't want.

Previously, his pants were difficult to fasten, but now he was hanging out completely freely in them. It was possible to put another Yasha in these pants.

And then one day a strong wind blew.

And Yasha was playing in the area. He was very light, and the wind blew him around the area. I rolled to the wire mesh fence. And there Yasha got stuck.

So he sat, pressed against the fence by the wind, for an hour.

Mom calls:

- Yasha, where are you? Go home and suffer with the soup.

But he doesn't come. You can't even hear him. He not only became dead, but his voice also became dead. You can't hear anything about him squeaking there.

And he squeaks:

- Mom, take me away from the fence!

Mom began to worry - where did Yasha go? Where to look for it? Yasha is neither seen nor heard.

Dad said this:

“I think our Yasha was blown away somewhere by the wind.” Come on, mom, we'll take the pot of soup out onto the porch. The wind will blow and bring the smell of soup to Yasha. He will come crawling to this delicious smell.

And so they did. They took the pot of soup out onto the porch. The wind carried the smell to Yasha.

Yasha, as soon as he smelled the delicious soup, immediately crawled towards the smell. Because I was cold and lost a lot of strength.

He crawled, crawled, crawled for half an hour. But I achieved my goal. He came to his mother’s kitchen and immediately ate a whole pot of soup! How can he eat three cutlets at once? How can he drink three glasses of compote?

Mom was amazed. She didn't even know whether to be happy or sad. She says:

“Yasha, if you eat like this every day, I won’t have enough food.”

Yasha reassured her:

- No, mom, I won’t eat that much every day. This is me correcting past mistakes. I will, like all children, eat well. I'll be a completely different boy.

He wanted to say “I will,” but he came up with “bubu.” Do you know why? Because his mouth was stuffed with an apple. He couldn't stop.

Since then, Yasha has been eating well.

Cook boy Yasha stuffed everything into his mouth

The boy Yasha had this strange habit: whatever he saw, he immediately put it in his mouth. If he sees a button, put it in his mouth. If he sees dirty money, put it in his mouth. He sees a nut lying on the ground and also tries to stuff it into his mouth.

- Yasha, this is very harmful! Well, spit out this piece of iron.

Yasha argues and doesn’t want to spit it out. I have to force it all out of his mouth. At home they began to hide everything from Yasha.

And buttons, and thimbles, and small toys, and even lighters. There was simply nothing left to stuff into a person’s mouth.

What about on the street? You can’t clean everything on the street...

And when Yasha arrives, dad takes tweezers and takes everything out of Yasha’s mouth:

- Coat button - one.

- Beer cap - two.

Eduard Uspensky

Funny stories for children

* * *

About the boy Yasha

How the boy Yasha climbed everywhere

The boy Yasha always loved to climb everywhere and get into everything. As soon as they brought any suitcase or box, Yasha immediately found himself in it.

And he climbed into all sorts of bags. And into the closets. And under the tables.

Mom often said:

“I’m afraid that if I go to the post office with him, he’ll get into some empty parcel and they’ll send him to Kzyl-Orda.”

He got a lot of trouble for this.

And then Yasha took on a new fashion - he began to fall from everywhere. When the house heard:

- Uh! – everyone understood that Yasha had fallen from somewhere. And the louder the “uh” was, the greater the altitude from which Yasha flew. For example, mom hears:

- Uh! - that means it’s okay. It was Yasha who simply fell off his stool.

If you hear:

One day dad said:

Yasha was so scared that after these words he didn’t climb anywhere for half a day.

And then he finally climbed onto dad’s table and fell down along with the phone. Dad took it and actually tied it to the vacuum cleaner.

But Yasha learned to turn on the vacuum cleaner. Now, instead of “uh”, “uh-uh” began to be heard constantly.

As soon as mom sits down to knit socks for Yasha, suddenly all over the house - “oo-oo-oo”. Mom is jumping up and down.

We decided to come to an amicable agreement. Yasha was untied from the vacuum cleaner. And he promised not to climb anywhere else. Dad said:

– This time, Yasha, I will be stricter. I'll tie you to a stool. And I’ll nail the stool to the floor. And you will live with a stool, like a dog with a kennel.

Yasha was very afraid of such punishment.

But then a very wonderful opportunity turned up - we bought a new wardrobe.

First, Yasha climbed into the closet. He sat in the closet for a long time, banging his forehead against the walls. This is an interesting matter. Then I got bored and went out.

He decided to climb onto the closet.

Yasha moved the dining table to the closet and climbed onto it. But I didn’t reach the top of the closet.

Then he placed a light chair on the table. He climbed onto the table, then onto the chair, then onto the back of the chair and began to climb onto the closet. I'm already halfway across.

And then the chair slipped out from under his feet and fell to the floor. And Yasha remained half on the closet, half in the air.

Somehow he climbed onto the closet and fell silent. Try telling your mom:

- Oh, mom, I’m sitting on the closet!

Mom will immediately transfer him to a stool. And he will live like a dog all his life near the stool.

Here he sits and is silent. Five minutes, ten minutes, five more minutes. In general, almost a whole month. And Yasha slowly began to cry.

And mom hears: Yasha can’t hear something.

And if you can’t hear Yasha, it means Yasha is doing something wrong. Or he chews matches, or he climbed up to his knees into the aquarium, or he draws Cheburashka on his father’s papers.

Mom screams:

- Yasha, where are you?

But Yasha is silent.

- Yasha, where are you?

But Yasha is silent.

Then mom started thinking. He sees a chair lying on the floor. He sees that the table is not in place. He sees Yasha sitting on the closet.

Mom asks:

- Well, Yasha, are you going to sit on the closet all your life now, or are we going to climb down?

Yasha doesn't want to go down. He is afraid that he will be tied to a stool.

He says:

- I won’t get down.

Mom says:

- Okay, let's live on the closet. Now I'll bring you lunch.

She brought Yasha soup in a plate, a spoon and bread, and a small table and a stool.

Yasha was having lunch on the closet.

Then his mother brought him a potty on the closet. Yasha was sitting on the potty.

And in order to wipe his butt, mom had to stand on the table herself.

At this time, two boys came to visit Yasha.

Mom asks:

- Well, should you serve Kolya and Vitya for the cupboard?

Yasha says:

- Serve.

And then dad couldn’t stand it from his office:

“Now I’ll come and visit him at his closet.” Not just one, but with a strap. Remove it from the cabinet immediately.

They took Yasha out of the closet, and he said:

“Mom, the reason I didn’t get off is because I’m afraid of the stool.” Dad promised to tie me to the stool.

“Oh, Yasha,” says mom, “you’re still little.” You don't understand jokes. Go play with the guys.

But Yasha understood jokes.

But he also understood that dad didn’t like to joke.

He can easily tie Yasha to a stool. And Yasha didn’t climb anywhere else.

How the boy Yasha ate poorly

Yasha was good to everyone, but he ate poorly. All the time with concerts. Either mom sings to him, then dad shows him tricks. And he gets along well:

- Don't want.

Mom says:

- Yasha, eat your porridge.

- Don't want.

Dad says:

- Yasha, drink juice!

- Don't want.

Mom and Dad are tired of trying to persuade him every time. And then my mother read in one scientific pedagogical book that children do not need to be persuaded to eat. You need to put a plate of porridge in front of them and wait until they get hungry and eat everything.

They set and placed plates in front of Yasha, but he didn’t eat or eat anything. He doesn’t eat cutlets, soup, or porridge. He became thin and dead, like a straw.

- Yasha, eat your porridge!

- Don't want.

- Yasha, eat your soup!

- Don't want.

Previously, his pants were difficult to fasten, but now he was hanging out completely freely in them. It was possible to put another Yasha in these pants.

And then one day a strong wind blew.

And Yasha was playing in the area. He was very light, and the wind blew him around the area. I rolled to the wire mesh fence. And there Yasha got stuck.

So he sat, pressed against the fence by the wind, for an hour.

Mom calls:

- Yasha, where are you? Go home and suffer with the soup.

But he doesn't come. You can't even hear him. He not only became dead, but his voice also became dead. You can't hear anything about him squeaking there.

And he squeaks:

- Mom, take me away from the fence!

Mom began to worry - where did Yasha go? Where to look for it? Yasha is neither seen nor heard.

Dad said this:

And so they did. They took the pot of soup out onto the porch. The wind carried the smell to Yasha.

Yasha, as soon as he smelled the delicious soup, immediately crawled towards the smell. Because I was cold and lost a lot of strength.

Mom was amazed. She didn't even know whether to be happy or sad. She says:

“Yasha, if you eat like this every day, I won’t have enough food.”

Yasha reassured her:

- No, mom, I won’t eat that much every day. This is me correcting past mistakes. I will, like all children, eat well. I'll be a completely different boy.

He wanted to say “I will,” but he came up with “bubu.” Do you know why? Because his mouth was stuffed with an apple. He couldn't stop.

Since then, Yasha has been eating well.

Cook boy Yasha stuffed everything into his mouth

- Yasha, this is very harmful! Well, spit out this piece of iron.

Yasha argues and doesn’t want to spit it out. I have to force it all out of his mouth. At home they began to hide everything from Yasha.

And buttons, and thimbles, and small toys, and even lighters. There was simply nothing left to stuff into a person’s mouth.

What about on the street? You can’t clean everything on the street...

And when Yasha arrives, dad takes tweezers and takes everything out of Yasha’s mouth:

- Coat button - one.

- Beer cap - two.

– A chrome screw from a Volvo car – three.

One day dad said:

- All. We will treat Yasha, we will save Yasha. We'll cover his mouth with adhesive tape.

And they really began to do so. Yasha is getting ready to go outside - they will put a coat on him, tie his shoes, and then they shout:

- Where did our adhesive plaster go?

When they find the adhesive plaster, they will stick such a strip on Yasha’s half of his face - and walk as much as you want. You can't put anything in your mouth anymore. Very convenient.

Only for parents, not for Yasha.

How is it for Yasha? The children ask him:

- Yasha, are you going to ride on the swing?

Yasha says:

- What kind of swing, Yasha, rope or wooden?

Yasha wants to say: “Of course, on ropes. What am I, a fool?

And he succeeds:

- Bubu-bu-bu-bukh. Bo bang bang?

- What, what? - the children ask.

- Bo bang bang? - Yasha says and runs to the ropes.

One girl, very pretty, with a runny nose, Nastya asked Yasha:

- Yafa, Yafenka, will you come to me for fen day?

He wanted to say: “I’ll come, of course.”

But he answered:

- Boo-boo-boo, bonefno.

Nastya will cry:

- Why is he teasing?

And Yasha was left without Nastenka’s birthday.

And there they served ice cream.

But Yasha no longer brought home any buttons, nuts, or empty perfume bottles.

One day Yasha came from the street and firmly told his mother:

- Baba, I won’t baboo!

And although Yasha had an adhesive plaster on his mouth, his mother understood everything.

And you guys also understood everything he said. Is it true?

How the boy Yasha ran around the shops all the time

When mom came to the store with Yasha, she usually held Yasha’s hand. And Yasha kept getting out of it.

At first it was easy for mom to hold Yasha.

She had her hands free. But when the purchases appeared in her hands, Yasha got out more and more.

And when he got completely out of it, he started running around the store. First across the store, then along further and further.

Mom caught him all the time.

But one day my mother’s hands were completely full. She bought fish, beets and bread. This is where Yasha started to run away. And how he will crash into one old lady! Grandma just sat down.

And the grandmother in her hands had a half-rag suitcase with potatoes. How the suitcase opens! How the potatoes will crumble! The whole store began collecting it for grandma and putting it in a suitcase. And Yasha also began to bring potatoes.

One uncle felt very sorry for the old lady, he put an orange in her suitcase. Huge, like a watermelon.

And Yasha felt embarrassed that he sat his grandmother down on the floor; he put his most expensive toy gun in her suitcase.

The gun was a toy, but just like a real one. You could even use it to kill anyone you wanted for real. Just for fun. Yasha never parted with him. He even slept with this gun.

In general, all the people saved the grandmother. And she went somewhere.

Yasha’s mother raised him for a long time. She said that he would destroy my mother. That mom is ashamed to look people in the eyes. And Yasha promised not to run like that again. And they went to another store for sour cream. Only Yasha’s promises did not last long in Yasha’s head. And he started running again.

At first a little, then more and more. And it must happen that the old woman came to the same store to buy margarine. She walked slowly and did not appear there right away.

As soon as she appeared, Yasha immediately crashed into her.

The old woman didn’t even have time to gasp when she found herself on the floor again. And everything in her suitcase fell apart again.

Then the grandmother began to swear heavily:

- What kind of children are these? You can't go into any store! They immediately rush at you. When I was little, I never ran like that. If I had a gun, I would shoot such children!

And everyone sees that the grandmother really has a gun in her hands. Very, very real.

The senior salesman will shout to the whole store:

- Get down!

Everyone died like that.

The senior salesman, lying down, continues:

– Don’t worry, citizens, I’ve already called the police with a button. This saboteur will soon be arrested.

Mom says to Yasha:

- Come on, Yasha, let’s crawl out of here quietly. This grandma is too dangerous.

Yasha answers:

“She’s not dangerous at all.” This is my pistol. Last time I put it in her suitcase. There is no need to be afraid.

Mom says:

- So this is your gun?! Then you need to be even more afraid. Don't crawl, but run away from here! Because now it’s not my grandmother who’s going to get hurt by the police, but us. And at my age all I needed was to get into the police. And after that they will take you into account. Nowadays crime is strict.

The boy Yasha always loved to climb everywhere and get into everything. As soon as they brought any suitcase or box, Yasha immediately found himself in it.

And he climbed into all sorts of bags. And into the closets. And under the tables.

Mom often said:

“I’m afraid that if I go to the post office with him, he’ll get into some empty parcel and they’ll send him to Kzyl-Orda.”

He got a lot of trouble for this.

And then Yasha took on a new fashion - he began to fall from everywhere. When the house heard:

- Uh! – everyone understood that Yasha had fallen from somewhere. And the louder the “uh” was, the greater the altitude from which Yasha flew. For example, mom hears:

- Uh! - that means it’s okay. It was Yasha who simply fell off his stool.

If you hear:

One day dad said:

Yasha was so scared that after these words he didn’t climb anywhere for half a day.

And then he finally climbed onto dad’s table and fell down along with the phone. Dad took it and actually tied it to the vacuum cleaner.

But Yasha learned to turn on the vacuum cleaner. Now, instead of “uh”, “uh-uh” began to be heard constantly.

As soon as mom sits down to knit socks for Yasha, suddenly all over the house - “oo-oo-oo”. Mom is jumping up and down.

We decided to come to an amicable agreement. Yasha was untied from the vacuum cleaner. And he promised not to climb anywhere else. Dad said:

– This time, Yasha, I will be stricter. I'll tie you to a stool. And I’ll nail the stool to the floor. And you will live with a stool, like a dog with a kennel.

Yasha was very afraid of such punishment.

But then a very wonderful opportunity turned up - we bought a new wardrobe.

First, Yasha climbed into the closet. He sat in the closet for a long time, banging his forehead against the walls. This is an interesting matter. Then I got bored and went out.

He decided to climb onto the closet.

Yasha moved the dining table to the closet and climbed onto it. But I didn’t reach the top of the closet.

Then he placed a light chair on the table. He climbed onto the table, then onto the chair, then onto the back of the chair and began to climb onto the closet. I'm already halfway across.

And then the chair slipped out from under his feet and fell to the floor. And Yasha remained half on the closet, half in the air.

Somehow he climbed onto the closet and fell silent. Try telling your mom:

- Oh, mom, I’m sitting on the closet!

Mom will immediately transfer him to a stool. And he will live like a dog all his life near the stool.

Here he sits and is silent. Five minutes, ten minutes, five more minutes. In general, almost a whole month. And Yasha slowly began to cry.

And mom hears: Yasha can’t hear something.

And if you can’t hear Yasha, it means Yasha is doing something wrong. Or he chews matches, or he climbed up to his knees into the aquarium, or he draws Cheburashka on his father’s papers.

Mom screams:

- Yasha, where are you?

But Yasha is silent.

- Yasha, where are you?

But Yasha is silent.

Then mom started thinking. He sees a chair lying on the floor. He sees that the table is not in place. He sees Yasha sitting on the closet.

Mom asks:

- Well, Yasha, are you going to sit on the closet all your life now, or are we going to climb down?

Yasha doesn't want to go down. He is afraid that he will be tied to a stool.

He says:

- I won’t get down.

Mom says:

- Okay, let's live on the closet. Now I'll bring you lunch.

She brought Yasha soup in a plate, a spoon and bread, and a small table and a stool.

Yasha was having lunch on the closet.

Then his mother brought him a potty on the closet. Yasha was sitting on the potty.

And in order to wipe his butt, mom had to stand on the table herself.

At this time, two boys came to visit Yasha.

Mom asks:

- Well, should you serve Kolya and Vitya for the cupboard?

Yasha says:

- Serve.

And then dad couldn’t stand it from his office:

“Now I’ll come and visit him at his closet.” Not just one, but with a strap. Remove it from the cabinet immediately.

They took Yasha out of the closet, and he said:

“Mom, the reason I didn’t get off is because I’m afraid of the stool.” Dad promised to tie me to the stool.

“Oh, Yasha,” says mom, “you’re still little.” You don't understand jokes. Go play with the guys.

But Yasha understood jokes.

But he also understood that dad didn’t like to joke.

He can easily tie Yasha to a stool. And Yasha didn’t climb anywhere else.

How the boy Yasha ate poorly

Yasha was good to everyone, but he ate poorly. All the time with concerts. Either mom sings to him, then dad shows him tricks. And he gets along well:

- Don't want.

Mom says:

- Yasha, eat your porridge.

- Don't want.

Dad says:

- Yasha, drink juice!

- Don't want.

They set and placed plates in front of Yasha, but he didn’t eat or eat anything. He doesn’t eat cutlets, soup, or porridge. He became thin and dead, like a straw.

- Yasha, eat your porridge!

- Don't want.

- Yasha, eat your soup!

- Don't want.

Previously, his pants were difficult to fasten, but now he was hanging out completely freely in them. It was possible to put another Yasha in these pants.

And then one day a strong wind blew.

And Yasha was playing in the area. He was very light, and the wind blew him around the area. I rolled to the wire mesh fence. And there Yasha got stuck.

So he sat, pressed against the fence by the wind, for an hour.

Mom calls:

- Yasha, where are you? Go home and suffer with the soup.

But he doesn't come. You can't even hear him. He not only became dead, but his voice also became dead. You can't hear anything about him squeaking there.

And he squeaks:

- Mom, take me away from the fence!

Mom began to worry - where did Yasha go? Where to look for it? Yasha is neither seen nor heard.

Dad said this:

One day, a lecturer came to the third grade where Masha was studying. He was elderly, over thirty, wow, in a gray suit, and immediately said:

Hello, my name is Professor Barinov. Now we will all take pens and write an essay: “What would I do if I were the chairman of the city council.” It's clear?

INTRODUCTION

Dear fellow students! (IN in this case These are guys from six to nine years old.)

Put aside the hockey sticks, pedal cars, kittens, chickens, puppies and other distractions and sit next to your dad, mom, grandpa or grandma on the sofa.

Let's start the first lesson.

This book is a guide for aspiring millionaires.

The girl Vera now has a girlfriend,

She's not a kitten, she's not a toy

She is a foreigner, she is a foreign tourist,

She is a monkey named Anfiska.

One day a parcel arrived for Uncle Fyodor in Prostokvashino, and in it was a letter:

“Dear Uncle Fedor! Your beloved Aunt Tamara, a former colonel of the Red Army, is writing to you. It's time for you to get busy agriculture- both for education and for the harvest.

Carrots should be planted at attention. Cabbage - in a line through one.

Pumpkin - at the command “at ease”. Preferably near an old trash heap. The pumpkin will “suck out” the entire trash heap and become huge. The sunflower grows well away from the fence so that the neighbors do not eat it. Tomatoes should be planted leaning against sticks. Cucumbers and garlic require constant fertilization.

Chapter One MAGIC PATH

In one village, one city boy lived with one grandmother. His name was Mitya. He spent his holidays in the village.

All day long he swam in the river and sunbathed. In the evenings, he climbed onto the stove, watched his grandmother spin her yarn, and listened to her fairy tales.

“And here in Moscow everyone is knitting now,” the boy said to his grandmother.

“Nothing,” she answered, “they’ll start spinning soon.”

And she told him about Vasilisa the Wise, about Ivan Tsarevich and about the terrible Koshchei the Immortal.

Chapter 1. The beginning of the summer season

In the Opalikha district near Moscow there is the village of Dorokhovo, and nearby is the summer cottage village of Letchik. Every year at the same time, one family moves from Moscow to their dacha - mother and daughter. Dad rarely comes, because it’s not for nothing that the village is called “Pilot”.

Mom's name is Sveta, daughter's name is Tanya. Every time before moving, they transport the necessary things to the dacha.

And this year, as always, the same truck arrived at the same dacha, at about the same time. She brought a refrigerator, a radio, a vacuum cleaner and a lot of other things home appliances. The nice blue-uniformed movers put everything in its place and left.

But the summer residents themselves were not there yet.

At first there was silence in the large room, then quiet metallic sounds were heard. These were not just repair sounds, these were signals: “I’m here. I've arrived. Who are you?

Chapter One ARRIVAL OF THE REFRIGERATOR

On a clear sunny day, a refrigerator was delivered to the apartment. Business-like and angry movers carried him into the kitchen and immediately left with the hostess. And everything became quiet and quiet. Suddenly, through a crack in the facing grate, he climbed out of the refrigerator and onto the floor. little man somewhat strange looking. He had a gas canister hanging behind his back, like a scuba diver, and had large rubber suction cups on his arms and legs.

Chapter One LETTER FROM HOLLAND

It started in the early warm yellow autumn at the very beginning academic year. During the big break, the class teacher Lyudmila Mikhailovna entered the class in which Roma Rogov studied. She said:

Guys! We had great joy. Our school principal returned from Holland. He wants to talk to you.

The school director, Pyotr Sergeevich Okunkov, entered the classroom.

Guys! - he said. - I was in Holland for three days and understood a lot. They are very interested in our country. I brought you letters from Dutch boys and girls. You will correspond with them. Letters will be received by those students who study better.

He took a cool magazine from the table.

Chapter One BEGINNING

Dear boy! Dear girl! Dear children!

Each of you listened to, and maybe even read, fairy tales about Baba Yaga, about Koshchei the Immortal, about the Nightingale the Robber and about Emelya on the stove.

But few of you know that Baba Yaga has a daughter, little Babeshka-Yageshka. Koshchei the Immortal has a son, Koshcheyk, and Emelya on the stove, although he was lying on the stove all the time, also managed to acquire a son, Emelyan.

This Emelyan Emelyanovich will soon turn sixteen, but he can neither write nor read. He just rides around on his father’s stove all the time by proxy and always looks like an apple from a saucer, without getting off this very stove.

Works are divided into pages

Fairy tales, stories and stories by Eduard Uspensky

Ouspensky's tales absorb many unexpected components. In addition to the engineering sense generously poured into them, popular burning issues of today also find a place here. In other words, there is “genuine” journalism in the form in which it can be delivered to children’s consciousness.

The figure of the boss was created in a clever, funny and childish way from famous story Uspensky, who manages the distribution of cement for construction to his friends Gena and Cheburashka. The boss has a rule: everything must be done halfway. Ask why? “If I,” he says, “always do everything until the very end and constantly allow everyone everything, then they can definitely say about me that I am unusually kind and everyone regularly does what they want. But what if I do nothing at all?” If I don’t do anything and never allow anyone to do anything, then they will definitely say about me that I’m constantly messing around and disturbing everyone. But no one will ever say anything terrible about me.” And in almost complete accordance with his own paradigm, our hero always allows his friends to give out half of what they need to carry - that is, half of the car. And remembering that half of the truck won’t go, he quickly gives the truck only half the way...

No, Uspensky’s stories do not encourage children to look at the world around us through pink glass. They always encourage you to transfer everything available to them into the channel of love and kindness. Talking about one of his stories, the writer noted: “In the new book, absolutely everyone is kind. If you regularly talk to children about the bad sides of life, they will definitely think that the world in general is terrible and bad. But I always want to give them the concept of a cheerful and good world! "

Every Russian will tell you that all the stories, short stories and fairy tales of Eduard Uspensky, which you can read on our website, wonderful children's writer with technical education and kind soul a funny storyteller, a gift for the kids, warm and kind.

On Tuesday, August 14, he passed away famous writer Eduard Uspensky. He was 80 years old. According to relatives, the author of legendary children's works for a long time suffered from cancer. Read about the life and work of Eduard Uspensky in our Questions and Answers section.

Biography

Eduard Uspensky was born on December 22, 1937 in Yegoryevsk. The writer’s father worked in the apparatus of the Central Committee of the All-Union Communist Party, his mother was a mechanical engineer.

In 1955, Uspensky entered the Moscow Aviation Institute. Already as a student he began to study literary creativity. His poems and feuilletons were regularly published in the institute's wall newspaper. And starting from 1960, the writer published them in pop collections, the newspaper "Nedelya" and the magazine "Crocodile".

After graduating from university (1961), Uspensky worked for three and a half years at the Second Moscow Instrument-Making Plant.

The beginning of creative activity

In 1965, Uspensky, together with Felix Kamov, headed the author's group of the MAI student pop-satirical theater "Television". And in 1966, the Moscow publishing house "Art" published a collection humorous stories for the stage "Four under one cover". These four were Eduard Uspensky, Felix Kamov, Arkady Arkanov and Grigory Gorin.

Books for children

Uspensky began writing for children in the mid-1960s. Five years later (1965), the publishing house "Children's Literature" published his first book - a collection of poems "Funny Elephant".

Famous fairy tale"Crocodile Gena and His Friends" was published in 1966. Crocodile Gena and Cheburashka become favorite characters of children and adults. Not only in the USSR, but also abroad.

In 1969, animator director Roman Kachanov staged the puppet animated film "Crocodile Gena" based on the scripts of Eduard Uspensky. In 1971, "Cheburashka" was released. Next came “Shapoklyak” (1974), “Cheburashka goes to school” (1983).

Together with Kachanov, Uspensky wrote the plays “Cheburashka and His Friends” (1970) and “Gena the Crocodile’s Holiday” (1974). In the 2000s animated films about Cheburashka was filmed in Japan.

Uncle Fyodor, dog and cat

The story-fairy tale about a boy whom everyone called Uncle Fyodor was published in 1974. Based on the book by Uspensky, director Vladimir Popov filmed in 1978 animated films"Three from Prostokvashino." And he voiced the popular cat Matroskin famous actor Oleg Tabakov. Two years later, “Vacation in Prostokvashino” was released, and in 1984, “Winter in Prostokvashino”. These cartoons, as well as the books on which they were based, have become favorite works for people of all ages for many years.

Uspensky also wrote fairy-tale stories “Down the Magic River” (1972), “Guarantee Men” (1975), “School of Clowns” (1983), “ Kolobok is coming on the trail" and more.

Related materials

Cartoons

Ouspensky's works have been translated into 25 languages. 60 animated films were made based on his scripts and works. This includes the famous “Antoshka”, “Ivashka from the Palace of Pioneers”, “The Investigation is Conducted by Koloboks” and other equally famous and beloved works.

Performances, films, TV

To the repertoire Russian theaters includes performances based on the works of Uspensky. His books were also used to make films for children, which they still enjoy watching today. For example, “There, on unknown paths...”.

Uspensky was also one of the jury members of the television program “The Club of the Cheerful and Resourceful”, hosted music show“Ships have come into our harbor” on radio and television.

“The brilliant Eduard Uspensky has passed away. Thank you for our childhood impressions, for Gena and Cheburashka, for the cat Matroskin, Uncle Fyodor, postman Pechkin, Sharik... My condolences to our loved ones. Blessed memory!” — Shaposhnikov wrote on Twitter.