Show for adults in Thailand. X-show in Pattaya - reviews of parents on a hidden camera

• Almost nothing to pay for. Possibly just alcohol.

• Copy of international passport
• Money for personal expenses (if needed)

One of the most famous sex show in Pattaya! As soon as it is not called by tour operators and Russian-speaking employees of Thai agencies! XXX Show, Shock Show, Show Shocking Asia, Club-69... Most often we are talking about the same place, just every person who has at least something to do with tourism has the desire to create at least somewhere his own brand. But no matter what name seduced you as a result and no matter where the tour was purchased, most likely you will find yourself here.

The show itself takes place non-stop (however, this is also typical for many other similar shows). Approximately every 50 minutes, a repeat of the show begins and this is a kind of completion of the show. That is, even if your transport is delayed in a traffic jam along the way, you cannot be late for this show. Strictly speaking, this is not even a show, but a sex attraction. Such performances have long glorified Pattaya and most of those who come to rest allow themselves to see what is happening here with their own eyes.

The Thais participating in the show beat out rhythmic melodies on percussion instruments with their outstanding manhood. Instead of a cue, they use them to hammer billiard balls into pockets, perform a number of incredible tricks. It's hard to believe, but persistent virtues are really defended non-stop. A bright dance performance of very beautiful Thai women ends after these creatures also show great masculine virtues. And several other undisguised sexual orgies you can see in this program.

The auditorium at this show does not have numbered seats. The cost of the tour includes delivery in both directions - from your hotel to the show and back, as well as a ticket without specifying a seat. The driver takes you to the show, after which he leads you into the auditorium and waits to take you back to the hotel. Entering the auditorium, you can take absolutely any seat except the first row. Why besides the first one? Just so as not to become an involuntary participant in the show))) Models on stage sometimes go out into the hall, in addition, they have a number associated with spraying "Coca-Cola" and can reach the first row))) However, in 99 out of 100 participants become Chinese or Indians. Once you see the show start to repeat itself, it's sort of the end. Leave the hall - the driver meets and takes you back to the hotel. In principle, you can stay, but firstly, you need to warn our driver about this, and secondly, you will have to get back on your own. Doesn't affect the cost.

Due to the specificity of the view, there are some limitations:

• Never take pictures at this and similar shows! It is forbidden.
• Persons under 18 are not allowed to enter the show.

Price difference

The leadership of the X-69 show has a rather peculiar pricing policy. There are different rates for guests from different countries. At the same time, they are the most profitable for Russians and tourists from the ex-USSR countries. You can find out the prices from the table below and choose the required package accordingly. At the same time, please note that it is not possible to pay online for package C! Payment is made only to the staff at the entrance to the show, from hand to hand. These are the rules not only of this, but of all such shows.

If you are going to or have already arrived in Pattaya, you must have heard that Pattaya is a city of debauchery ... Yes, this is partly true, but not everything is so scary. You should not think that it makes no sense to go here with children, in fact, there is entertainment for any return, and the actual “debauchery”, if you do not wander into certain places with children, will not catch the eye of children. But you need to be prepared for the fact that there are transvestites on every corner, you won’t be able to meet them in Pattaya, often you won’t even understand that this is not a girl, there are very pretty, slender and so on, but what can I say, look at the Alcazar or Tiffany transvestite show (you can bring children here too, they don’t show anything terrible there, but the performances are beautiful).

So, about debauchery, in fact, basically all debauchery spread on the famous Volkin Street, but it starts there only in the evening, during the day it’s quite quiet and calm) But at night I don’t advise you to go there with children, then you will get tired of answering curious questions, and even a child can see it there, not quite for children’s eyes, although looking at the modern TV network, I’m not sure about it anymore) This debauchery is also common on the streets near Volkin and on a couple of soybeans (lanes) between Beach Street and Second.

But if you are without children or have the opportunity to leave them with someone - run there, visit Pattaya and not visit Volkin - there will be no excuse for this. First of all, be prepared for a large number of people, and then, be prepared for the fact that every 10 meters you will meet “barkers” for the same show, they usually have a leaflet with pictures or a list of performances in the show in their hands, often even those written in Russian (the translation is very clumsy, or someone wrote clearly with humor). These barkers usually say to Russians - “Peep show, good!”, You need to agree with them on the cost of the show, the cost is about 200 baht per person, naturally the initial figure depends on the impudence of the barker, he will lead you to a corner where you will already pay for the entrance .

In fact, there are several shows, small ones are scattered around Volkin, they are more often called the Pip Show, and there is also a show - Shocking Asia, I will talk about it below. And so, what is a peep show, from the beginning you are led into a nook, usually the path there runs along a sharp, inconspicuous staircase to the second floor, you pay the entrance fee at the rate agreed with the barker, you are led into the hall where the action. The main thing is not to be scared, there will already be a “performance” on the stage, take a comfortable seat and watch ... You can sit closer to the stage to see everything better and possibly participate in skits, but you can also sit on the edge. After you sit down, they will ask you what drink you will drink (the cost of the drink is included in the entry price, subsequent drinks are for money), they usually give you a choice of beer, water, shorts, and there are cocktails.

Some highlight of the show is that it consists of numbers that continue in a circle, i.e. whenever you come after sitting the "circle" you look at all the numbers, i.e. when everything starts to repeat itself, you can leave, which means you have looked at everything, but you can also stay, no one will chase you.

Now about the numbers, I heard about some tricks before, but some I couldn’t even imagine, the essence of almost all the numbers is that they are performed under the action of the female genital organs, the girls entering the stage are practically not dressed (possibly covered with a cape), each has its own trick, and the list of tricks may vary slightly in different parts of the walkin, but the main ones are

- Shooting with darts at balloons (balloons are handed out to visitors, and you can hold it yourself, just keep it higher above you, otherwise you never know)), she picks up the phone and starts accurately shooting darts at targets, naturally does this without the help of her mouth.

- Opening a bottle, naturally without a bottle opener. Usually, before opening, visitors are allowed to touch the cork so that there is no doubt, although there is some trick - before the process itself, she beats the bottle by shaking it well, thereby making the opening process a little easier.

- They take out a whole ribbon of sharp razors tied with a thread from those very places, everything seems to be honest here, the blades are sharp, apparently the trick is in their special layout inside.

- They shoot ping-pong balls, everything is simple, the “gun” is loaded with a ball and it shoots)

In general, the whole performance (one lap) will last 20-30 minutes, but it's worth seeing) Also, it will be especially fun if the visitors turn out to be cheerful, the people there "anneal" so that then the stomach hurts with laughter)

There is also a rather popular show in Pattaya, it is usually presented to Russians as "Shocking Asia". In recent years, it has undergone some changes, but it is also worth going. Now Shocking Asia consists of two “parts”, the first is a beautiful, erotic show, without vulgarity. Here you will be dancing, showing striptease, entertaining. Here you can take a direct part in the show, you can try something, you can get on stage, for example, to a striptease or in the "jacuzzi" to wash with two "models" (they actually wash there, but it's very fun).

Hi all. Well guys. This day has come. The day we've been putting off for so long. The day that changed us forever. From now on, we will no longer be the same as before. Yes… we went to the X show in Pattaya.

How it happened, we ourselves did not understand. In general, we did not plan to go to it, but our friends from Saratov came to Pattaya, and after dinner at the market, they insisted on this show. I had to (but to be honest, not without a desire) to go to Walking Street and satisfy the interest.

In general, when we planned a trip to Thailand, we discussed this show and definitely wanted to go to it, but once here, we somehow avoided such establishments. And then - it happened. Then we also took my parents to this show, but we didn’t go with them ourselves.

We arrived with friends on Walking Street and, without thinking twice (and you can’t do otherwise, otherwise you’ll change your mind), we went for the first Thai who offered us a printout of some porn photos. We followed him for a couple of minutes, he constantly looked back, checking if we had broken away. And now we come to a depraved institution, in the best traditions of Walking Street. What's the cover charge? Everywhere is different. On this street there are several establishments with the X show, but the program for all is approximately the same. We paid 500 baht per person, and after the "entertainment program" so to speak, we found a guy who offered to go to a similar show for 200 baht. Lost.

What is X-show?

This is a depraved sex show featuring Thai girls. Well, at least the one we were on is just something! Shock, horror, interesting and even a little funny, but the overall impression is more negative. The place itself is disgusting, and not because I'm so picky or anything. They just could have done a better show. And so, everything is somehow not organized, some kind of amateur performance.

Moving on to the main thing, what happens on this porn show?

Well, first of all, not everything that is drawn on that printout that the guy showed on Walking Street. I don't know how it used to be, but now we've heard that sexual acts on stage are forbidden. So you definitely don’t see male virtues. The girl’s breasts are also not exposed, but their “snail”, we will call it that, is shown in all its glory. =)

From there they take out large garlands of 15 meters in length of artificial flowers, some multi-colored ribbons and all that. They do it under the popular compositions of Britney Spears and other pop artists. Sometimes the music is very beautiful and romantic, but what is happening on the stage does not fit this music at all.

The atmosphere in the hall

The hall is dimly lit. There is no exact schedule for the show, it takes place one after another with short breaks for girls dancing at the pole. As it turned out, we came in the middle of the show, it ended, we watched the next second show, and then left.

The girls take turns performing, each with her own, so to speak, number, her own “talents”. =) One smokes with her “snail”, the other plays some kind of pipe for her (the sounds are rather strange), the third opens Coca-Cola bottles with a metal cap with her “treasure”, the fourth takes out sharp blades on a string (this is really a shock) . Moreover, the blades are so sharp that then she comes up to the audience and sharpens a pencil with these blades. Focuser =)

But there were a few numbers that really amused us. First, I call it "fun shooting". The girl handed out inflatable multi-colored balls to everyone (and our friend, without thinking, took one of them), asked them to raise it higher and fired darts at them, what do you think? That's right, from his "snail". And moreover, she shot accurately, almost always hit the first time. And darts with a metal tip are sharp. So the setting is quite dangerous. Another asked the audience to hold the glass and shot ping-pong balls into it with her “gun” too! A very nasty side effect is the liquid that shoots out of her "snail" along with a dart or a ping-pong ball. The audience cannot contain their surprise and shock.

In principle, the show is interesting and unusual, but we will not go a second time. It's painfully gross. Girls are so uninterested in what they do that sometimes they just feel sorry for them. They walk like zombies, move with difficulty at the pole, and if her shift ends, then she can go home through the hall in her outfit and with a bag over her shoulder. No intrigue or anticipation. Everything is very primitive, although unusual. After each number, a secret girl comes out with a bucket and begs the audience for more money for the girls for tea. It's almost impossible not to.

If you want, then go to the x-show to satisfy your interest, but just be careful with the balls =)

Attention! Filming the show is strictly prohibited. We didn't get to film anything. More precisely, we managed to shoot a little, but the secret controller deleted most of the files after she saw that we were filming. But something remains. And if you are interested, then watch our video about the x-show below under the article.

We also secretly sent my parents to a similar show when they were vacationing in Thailand. We said they were going to Thai folklore. When they arrived, we recorded their impressions on a hidden camera. Want to know what they said? Watch the video below.

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In the evenings, walking along the tourist streets, we were almost torn apart by local barkers. Everyone wanted to drive more people to their show, however, there was no end to tourists anyway.

One bright dude worked diligently in such a way, inviting visitors to his place, and we drew attention to his advertising speech. He shouted out the name of the show loudly and I immediately became curious...

I asked this question to the guide-accompanying person who lived in our hotel. He hesitated for a long time with an answer, hesitated, and then nevertheless picked up the appropriate words:

it cannot be put into words, you have to observe it with your own eyes, and maybe even feel it on your body.

Of course, we imagined this ... but, to be honest, we were already so intrigued that we simply could not help but go.

Late in the evening, it can be seen from the fact that the scope of the program is strictly 18+, although if desired, teenagers could probably seep through.

At the entrance stood brightly painted young men. I thought for a long time that these were actors, it turned out - the guards. Involuntarily you will be surprised by the Thai security campaign.

Small and inconspicuous in appearance (later I will tell you why), it was of no interest to the audience either from the inside or from the outside.

There are no signs and posters, no identifying marks.

A small stage and a lot of chairs that are arranged in a circle, going up a little.

People were already seated, and there were empty seats.

My beloved and I found two free chairs and sat down. It's good that they were not in the front row - only then I was able to draw such a conclusion. Don't worry, I'll tell you why.

We thought we were a little late for the show, but as it turned out, it goes on without beginning and end, something like a non-stop mode. When the action starts over, you need to leave. No one is forcibly expelled, but it seems that the program has ended.

In time, one round of what is happening lasted about an hour.

If I could imagine that... honestly, I didn't know before this show that intimate contact in Thailand is a free act that does not need to be hidden.

So, they did not hide it: the couples were engaged in love pleasures, first on the stage, and then crawled onto the knees of the spectators of the first rows (remember my warning?), They also moved around the hall, jumped on the spectators sitting a little further.

Men showed various tricks: they played drums and a synthesizer with their genitals, bent into bizarre poses and showed miracles of tightrope walking. The general emphasis, of course, was limited to a certain part of the body.

When two girls came out under the spotlight, I was already beginning to calm down. Maybe just dance and all?

As it turned out later, they have a female body only from above, and from below they are .. to put it mildly, of the opposite sex. Such a show attracts many, but I ended up there quite by accident, rather out of ignorance and just out of banal curiosity.

As the organizers themselves say, the program is indeed banned, and if the police see them, they will be arrested. However, I noticed a lot of such shows in this city, and I did not notice any interest in them from the side of the authorities.

I consider such entertainment to taste and color, so to speak. Someone will find it too cheeky and frank, and many, perhaps, will enjoy it.

Video review